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in accordance to the prophecy. 

Phrase that you mumble at the end of ever sentence to add that special exclamation point that is hard to dictate in verbal communication. Also helps with distancing yourself from other individuals. The phrase is particularly effective in work or office settings.
Boss: Can you send out a memo to our group about the new direction?

You: Sure, I will send that memo tomorrow...in accordance to the prophecy.

Boss: wtf?

Accronance 

the intentional presenation of bad news in a public setting in order to avoid a scene.
John: "I don't want to be in a relationship anymore. I think I'm going have an accronance with my girlfriend."

Ben: "She is insane and going to be pissed. Where are you going to do it?"

John: "Probably at Starbucks."
Accronance by Screebee June 6, 2013
Dancing when one should generally not be dancing. Usually followed by regret, embarrassment, hangover.
"How was the wedding last night? Any accidance?"

"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."

"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."
Accidance by Dooodshhhh November 11, 2011

affordance 

Noun
A)Calvin is not affordance
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Affordance is the state/ being if not being broke/ poor. Affordance means you don't have to try to pimp or show off. Someone who can afford often doesn't lie about money and can afford name brand and quality items.
Black kid: Yo, Dayum is that a real looking bape hoodie. That shit be affordance
white kid: Stfu you can't afford got that good will polo shirt, god dayum rd non affordance right there.
Black kid: my loud grandma lost her job so now I can't afford :(

Acclorance

When the plane goes up, and then the chicken drops at exactly 50 metres and doing flips in the air until it lands.
Did you see the acclorance that appeared recently?
Acclorance by Pessach February 22, 2024