affordance

Noun
A)Calvin is not affordance
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Affordance is the state/ being if not being broke/ poor. Affordance means you don't have to try to pimp or show off. Someone who can afford often doesn't lie about money and can afford name brand and quality items.

Black kid: Yo, Dayum is that a real looking bape hoodie. That shit be affordance
white kid: Stfu you can't afford got that good will polo shirt, god dayum rd non affordance right there.
Black kid: my loud grandma lost her job so now I can't afford :(

by Black lives matter March 15, 2017

Affordans

Slang for shoes that are made to look like Jordans. They are usually worn by people that cannot afford Jordans.

Guy 1: Did you see Ryan's Jordans the other day?
Guy 2: Psssh! Them shits were Affordans!

by DamnILovePierogies February 14, 2015

in accordance to the prophecy.

Phrase that you mumble at the end of ever sentence to add that special exclamation point that is hard to dictate in verbal communication. Also helps with distancing yourself from other individuals. The phrase is particularly effective in work or office settings.

Boss: Can you send out a memo to our group about the new direction?

You: Sure, I will send that memo tomorrow...in accordance to the prophecy.

Boss: wtf?

by Lost Almost February 27, 2011

Affordable Power Hardtop Convertibles

It's a hardtop. Push a button. The top goes down. It's a convertible.

The Pontiac G6 and Mazda Miata are both now available as affordable power hardtop convertibles.

by Jeff Goven January 3, 2007

Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children.

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Dude I just signed my kid up for Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children. Hopefully he gets a head start for just pennies a day.

by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

Affordable Success

Term used to con people into buying cheap and easy businesses, education, and or prostitutes.

Tim: I went to Fort Hays State University because the brochure said it was Affordable Success

Allen: Oh ya how did that turn out.

Tim: Well I work at this Mcdonald's So i got that going for me, which is nice.

by Sellalotapuss October 8, 2009

affordable kidneys

when you go to Vegas and wake up in a bath tub with your kidneys certainly missing, you must get an affordable kidney otherwise you will commit death

aw shucks i just swallowed an affordable kidney (affordable kidneys: kidneys that are affordable)

by vital organ December 13, 2017