acSHITdent 

an accident involving shit

gosh, i've just had what feels like an acSHITdent, this is an emergingcy

acSHITdent by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Ashident 

When you are smoking a great cigar with a long ash and it falls unexpectedly, making a mess on your clothes, car seat, chair or computer keyboard.

I was at a killer herf last week and had a 3" ash on my stogie until someone bumped my arm and caused an ashident all over my shirt. D'OH!

Ashident by TheTimD August 11, 2009