aburrito 

Lacking a burrito.

"Let's go to Taco Paco's," Gerrit said, "for I am aburrito this afternoon."

aburrito by McArrr January 13, 2009

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

drown a burrito 

Verb: to defecate - especially large single turds

Pardon me from this great first date, I have to go drown a burrito.

drown a burrito by AtomicFroman January 14, 2008

Shake a burrito 

To take a crap with the consistency similar to that of a burrito or as a result of eating burritos.

"That day began like most others for Achim. He got up to shake a burrito, spanked his monkey, and left for work..."

Shake a burrito by "I don't know" May 31, 2009

throw a burrito 

A limp penis engaging in intercourse.

1. She was so fat that he couldn't get hard. His only option was to throw a burrito at her.

2. So I (female) took this fine man home with me last night, but he had so many drinks that all he could do was throw a burrito at me.

throw a burrito by BallerDeep August 12, 2009

would Jesus microwave a burrito? 

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life

And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

would Jesus microwave a burrito? by John Gibby January 7, 2005

would Jesus microwave a burrito? 

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

would Jesus microwave a burrito? by God September 27, 2004