Absolute Fuck
Absolute Fuck by MacDaddy31870 February 14, 2019
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You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you
Gordon Ramsey type beat
Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
What the absolute fuck?
When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.
Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man
Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?
John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
Dave: I have no idea man
Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?
John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
What the absolute fuck? by BloodBomb January 5, 2011
what in the absolute fuck
"Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"
what in the absolute fuck by otakudude303 October 8, 2018
Absolute Fucker
A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.
Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.
Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.
Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.
You: I agree with them.
Me: Hey, me too!
You: OK, it is settled then.
You: I agree with them.
Me: Hey, me too!
You: OK, it is settled then.
Absolute Fucker by Ye Olde Man Winter August 25, 2010
Absolute fucking walnut
Absolute fucking walnut by yaboi_doop October 29, 2018
absolute fucking walnut
What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
absolute fucking walnut by Larry Machuto May 26, 2018
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