absolon
a man with this last name has a great sense of humour and knows how to treat a girl. he also has a dick the size of godzilla.
absolon by Darkwolf5x October 23, 2017
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Absodontly by WhyWhys November 7, 2015
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Aboloneing
At a party at my place the other night i saw a girl walk up to a glass door drop her pants fully bend over and press her vagina right up against the glass. It looked like the abolone you see in the fish tanks at chinese restaurants. When i saw the girl do this i yelled look Megan is aboloneing.
Aboloneing by unit71 June 12, 2010
absolove
absolove by guyinthebowtie June 8, 2011
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