absolon

a man with this last name has a great sense of humour and knows how to treat a girl. he also has a dick the size of godzilla.

milton absolon is great in bed.

by Darkwolf5x October 23, 2017

Absodontly

When you are absolutely positive that you absolutely don't want to do something.

I absodontly want to go back to work on Monday.

by WhyWhys November 7, 2015

Absolomb

the belief and ability to love someone endlessly, regardless of time and place

his love for her was absolomb

by Relhapse September 3, 2016

Aboloneing

when a women presses her vagina up against a clear bit of glass. ie , a window or a glass door.

At a party at my place the other night i saw a girl walk up to a glass door drop her pants fully bend over and press her vagina right up against the glass. It looked like the abolone you see in the fish tanks at chinese restaurants. When i saw the girl do this i yelled look Megan is aboloneing.

by unit71 June 12, 2010

absolove

(ab-so-love) (v) : the act of "absolutely loving" something
(c) the guy in the bowtie may 14, 2011

omg, i absolove this stuff

by guyinthebowtie June 8, 2011

Absoloot

An underaged person’s water bottle that is filled with vodka

Jess walked out of the house with her Absoloot and I pretended i didn't know what was in it. She charged her friends $5 each to share her "water"

by raujero December 20, 2019

abshlonging si buh moindingler

To clean your vagina with a wire brush, or brillo pad.

Don't forget to abshlonging si buh moindingler.

by Bim Denver November 1, 2007