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a man with this last name has a great sense of humour and knows how to treat a girl. he also has a dick the size of godzilla.
milton absolon is great in bed.
absolon by Darkwolf5x October 23, 2017
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Absodontly 

When you are absolutely positive that you absolutely don't want to do something.
I absodontly want to go back to work on Monday.
Absodontly by WhyWhys November 7, 2015

Absolomb 

the belief and ability to love someone endlessly, regardless of time and place
his love for her was absolomb
Absolomb by Relhapse September 3, 2016

Aboloneing 

when a women presses her vagina up against a clear bit of glass. ie , a window or a glass door.
At a party at my place the other night i saw a girl walk up to a glass door drop her pants fully bend over and press her vagina right up against the glass. It looked like the abolone you see in the fish tanks at chinese restaurants. When i saw the girl do this i yelled look Megan is aboloneing.
Aboloneing by unit71 June 12, 2010

absolove 

(ab-so-love) (v) : the act of "absolutely loving" something
(c) the guy in the bowtie may 14, 2011
omg, i absolove this stuff
absolove by guyinthebowtie June 8, 2011

Absoloot 

An underaged person’s water bottle that is filled with vodka
Jess walked out of the house with her Absoloot and I pretended i didn't know what was in it. She charged her friends $5 each to share her "water"
Absoloot by raujero December 20, 2019

abshlonging si buh moindingler 

To clean your vagina with a wire brush, or brillo pad.
Don't forget to abshlonging si buh moindingler.
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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