Absoloot
Jess walked out of the house with her Absoloot and I pretended i didn't know what was in it. She charged her friends $5 each to share her "water"
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absolyootly
An annoying variation of absolutely that is prevalent amongst those English persons who think of themselves as 'well bred'.
absolyootly by James Dodd December 22, 2005
Absocootch
1. The spilling of absolut vodka in ones crotch area and thus having it soak your underpants.
2. The spilling of well vodka in ones crotch that you pretend is Absolut -- but are too intoxicated to tell the difference/care.
a. Victim of spill must have female genitalia.
2. The spilling of well vodka in ones crotch that you pretend is Absolut -- but are too intoxicated to tell the difference/care.
a. Victim of spill must have female genitalia.
Girl 1 is sitting with Boy 1. Girl one laughs at Boy 1's joke. Girl 1 has forgotten she set her shot in her lap. Girl 1's shot spills into her crotch, drenching her panties. Boy 1 laughs and yells, "Absocootch" in public area.
Absocootch by MissVodkaUSA September 11, 2009
Absotootely
Absotootely is another way of saying absolutely... It is more fun at say as the 'toot' in the middle of the word relates to the bowel passing the flatulence which is also known as farting, passing gas, tooting, and many others.
"Hey do you wanna come over to my house?"
"Absotootely!!!"
"Hahah nice word... Just don't 'toot' when you're at my house!"
"Absotootely!!!"
"Hahah nice word... Just don't 'toot' when you're at my house!"
Absotootely by Beth Wright September 2, 2013
Absoloute-Fuck-Hole
A person who acts in a way that displeases you more than you could have imagined.
Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.
Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.
Jack - "Tonight, I'm going to get so much pussy, when I walk in the girls drop to their knees at my..."
Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."
Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."
Absoloute-Fuck-Hole by jazz4 November 25, 2010
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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