absofuckable

absolutely with no doubt in your mind the most fuckable woman on this earth. Perfect Fuck

Did you see Christine she is absofuckable. I would definitely drink her bathwater.

by Thunderpants. August 22, 2010

Absofuck

When you're so plastered that the word absofuckinglutely simply won't come out coherently, so absofuck serves as a sufficient replacement.

(Person A): Yo man are you sure you're straight to go to class? You can barely stand.

(Person B): Oh, dude absofuck. I'm about to make this test my bitch.

by Impeccable Lyricist September 28, 2010