absofeckinlutely

When something is without a fecking doubt to be the absolute truth.

She absofeckinlutely sucked the juices from her sausage before slicing and dicing it.

by mimisaurus May 30, 2016

Absofuckinglutely

Meaning absolutely, but with meaning. :)

Do you want to go to the movies?

Absofuckinglutely!

by AWB April 5, 2004

absofuckinlutely

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

by Batman November 9, 2001

absofuckinglutely

An intensified version of absolutely, totally, or yes. Can be used to show one's excitement or enthusiasm. Also can be used to make a statement or discussion irrevocable.

Are you sure th he sky is blue? "Absofuckinglutely!!"

by Electrical Engineer 1000 April 12, 2016

absofuckinglutely

Being 100% positive about something

Melia: You wanna go to that party next weekend in Boston?
Simona: absofuckinglutely, lets get wasted!

by Meliacz January 5, 2019

absofuckinglutely

An expression used to convey supreme agreement.

Mary: Pizza Hut has the best pizza ever.
Carrie: Absofuckinglutely.

by IWillBeYour419 April 12, 2004

absofrickinlutely

A key phrase for quite possibly the manliest of all men, Al Bundy.

"Do you hate your wife Al?"
"Abosfrickinlutely"

by MSJ February 8, 2004