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abelargus 

The word abelargus means salty egg,usually a joke people use in Valentines Day.
The boyfriend smells the girls perfume,thinking its an abelargus scent.
abelargus by Ewjean June 17, 2021

abelardo 

A hot spanish guy who only digs Irish girls.
Do you think Colleen is cut?
Hell Yeah I'm totally Abelardo!!!!!
abelardo by funfur August 4, 2007
A dumbass, brownish horse that was shot in the ass by its owner using a bow.

Has since come to be used as an interjection, or even a deity in some circles.
"Why can't you be more serious!!!"

"Abelard."
Abelard by Palamo February 13, 2015
The best type of asian. The Hottest of them all. The richest of them all. Everyone’s favorite .
Those Abellar’s are the most gorgeous family ever. Especially Kyle Abellar ;) .
Abellar by macice May 9, 2022

Abelardo 

Abrlardo, otherwise known as Arby, is a band teacher. He is one of the most awsome people you will ever meet. He is the sexiest, funniest, coolist, and all around best person you will ever meet. But you can't take him...he's mine! I can't wait to tell him how much i love him, only 4 years, 2 months, and 3 days (as of jan.7,2010), and i will be 18 and I can tell him. Wish me luck.
Abelardo is a band teacher.
Abelardo is my teacher and im his student that is doing this under his name.
Abelrado has my heart right now, I literally love him.

abelardo 

a guy who:
1 is guatemalan
2 suffers from nipplitis(an uncurable disease in which nipples get hard when its "windy")
3 could never get a gf no matter how hard he tries!!
Abelardo: W-will you g-go out w-with mme?

Girl: ummmm...my sister just ate a spider
and wut is poking outof your shirt?
abelardo by alliver February 15, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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