1 definition by alliver

abelardo

a guy who:
1 is guatemalan
2 suffers from nipplitis(an uncurable disease in which nipples get hard when its "windy")
3 could never get a gf no matter how hard he tries!!

Abelardo: W-will you g-go out w-with mme?

Girl: ummmm...my sister just ate a spider
and wut is poking outof your shirt?

by alliver February 15, 2009