Abelard

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A dumbass, brownish horse that was shot in the ass by its owner using a bow.

Has since come to be used as an interjection, or even a deity in some circles.

"Why can't you be more serious!!!"

"Abelard."

Abelard by Palamo February 13, 2015

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Abelard

The name of ultra sound gentleman who don't flirt because that is an unholy thing to do instead they arrange sex with one of more persons of the opposite sex. People by the name Abelar d might as well be refers to as fucking legends.

Oh the guy Abelard wish I was him.

Abelard by Draleba June 6, 2018

Related Words

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peter-abelard

to castrate

The ancient scholastic philosopher Peter Abelard was peter-abelarded due to his forbidden marriage

peter-abelard by I DONT KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS October 8, 2009

abelargus

The word abelargus means salty egg,usually a joke people use in Valentines Day.

The boyfriend smells the girls perfume,thinking its an abelargus scent.

abelargus by Ewjean June 17, 2021

Study abeard

A beard grown by a college student while studying abroad.

College student #1: Hey, do you think he's enjoying his semester overseas in Argentina?

College student #2: Well judging by that grizzly study abeard of his I've seen on facebook, there's no doubt in my mind that he is.

Study abeard by El Libertador November 7, 2010

abelardo

A hot spanish guy who only digs Irish girls.

Do you think Colleen is cut?
Hell Yeah I'm totally Abelardo!!!!!

abelardo by funfur August 4, 2007

Abelardo

Abrlardo, otherwise known as Arby, is a band teacher. He is one of the most awsome people you will ever meet. He is the sexiest, funniest, coolist, and all around best person you will ever meet. But you can't take him...he's mine! I can't wait to tell him how much i love him, only 4 years, 2 months, and 3 days (as of jan.7,2010), and i will be 18 and I can tell him. Wish me luck.

Abelardo is a band teacher.
Abelardo is my teacher and im his student that is doing this under his name.
Abelrado has my heart right now, I literally love him.

Abelardo by loves me some band teacher February 7, 2010

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026