Abelard

A dumbass, brownish horse that was shot in the ass by its owner using a bow.

Has since come to be used as an interjection, or even a deity in some circles.

"Why can't you be more serious!!!"

"Abelard."

by Palamo February 13, 2015

Abelard

The name of ultra sound gentleman who don't flirt because that is an unholy thing to do instead they arrange sex with one of more persons of the opposite sex. People by the name Abelar d might as well be refers to as fucking legends.

Oh the guy Abelard wish I was him.

by Draleba June 06, 2018

peter-abelard

to castrate

The ancient scholastic philosopher Peter Abelard was peter-abelarded due to his forbidden marriage

by I DONT KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS October 08, 2009