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abbotion 

The induction of a fetal abortion in the minor relative by means of the father repeatedly running over the abdomen of his sister, daughter, or, rarely, cousin, with his wheelchair.
After receiving the news that his sister was 9 weeks pregnant with his child. Greg awaited her return home impatiently, in his wheelchair, plotting an ambush abbotion.
abbotion by Korn Holio September 4, 2021
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Abrotion 

Cutting a male friend out of your life. The equivalent of "breaking up" with one of your buddies.
Fuckin' Bruce was being such a tool the other night. He broke my microwave and then Carl said he saw him jerking off in my bathroom. I can't stand that dude's bullshit anymore. I'm gonna have to get an abrotion."
Abrotion by Andrew Flint June 18, 2007
1. The act of saying an exZAjart.
2. An extremely awkward and eventually hilarious date, usually involving a couple making out next to you, and headless ducks.
1. Don't you dare start abbotonging when I put on these pants!
2. After his abbotong with Megan, Daniel learned to avoid talking about beheaded water creatures.
abbotong by TWiSSlerMAstER January 27, 2009

Abrotion 

Leaving your friend behind or ditching them shortly after arriving to a party.
Chet reeked of Axe body spray, so Jay ran ahead and performed an abrotion.
Abrotion by Ragdoll Farcists June 6, 2019

abrotion 

stopping a friend from doing a terribly bro-y thing
Dude, I'm so glad my friend gave me an abrotion last night. I almost wore a double popped collar.
abrotion by raz2334 May 9, 2012

Tyler the producers(AKA JAMESKII) satanic abrotion pizzeria 

A very bad,no good,horrible restaurant that should be closed in a day by an admin on the darkRP server.
Hey Todd? Have you heard about that one restaurant? Thats just a Tyler the producers(AKA JAMESKII) satanic abrotion pizzeria. Dont go there

Abrotion 

When a bro has his broness removed by his female or signifigant other.
Dude I asked eric to go to the bar with us but his woman wouldn't let him go. I think he's gotten an abrotion."
Abrotion by phylar August 6, 2011