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abbey's ass 

Abbey's ass is the most perfect ass ever. It's not too firm, but it's not to jiggly. It's the perfect shape and size. It looks PHENOMENAL with panties or without panties.

Besides looks, Abbey's ass feels amazing cupped in your hands. Squeezing her ass is the best feeling in the world. As soon as you touch it, you'd want to spend the rest of your life kissing and fucking that ass.
EX: "Man, I gotta girlfriend, but I can't help but wish she had Abbey's ass."

EX: "There's all these wonderful asses in the world, but Abbey's ass is by far the best and the only one I want."
abbey's ass by bllushing May 16, 2014
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abbey sailing team 

A well-rounded, lively group of elite seamen who are unafraid to face the elements of Bristol Harbor. Sailing is the favorite past time, only of course behind frisbee. We're more than a cult than anything. There is always so much room for activities! We're sweaty not cause we were watching Cops, we were fcking shit up! Exceptional in sailing, however not in driving the mini buses, these sailors will make your wetsuits wetter and your drysuits...well they'll get wet anyway. We always try to abide rule #69.3 section b- "Never screw your crew". But since the rules are more like guidelines..something is usually blowing out there other than the wind....
What can you say, we're the best ASS out there: Abbey Sailing Squadron
kid 1: Hey are you part of the abbey sailing team ?
kid 2: yeah its fantastic!

Barking Abbey School Girl

A girl that a sket that dealt too many boys and has fat back. She gives head to people in exchange for money.
Barking Abbey School Girl Carolina gave head to lots of boy for lots of money

Portsmouth Abbey School 

Portsmouth abbey is America's top catholic boarding school. Although it is modeled under the british form system, the school is mostly occupied by wealthy Irish Catholic students. Many of the moms are either trophy wives or hockey moms. The Abbey is an international school, meaning that students from all over the world come to study at Portsmouth Abbey. However, unless you are either a once in a generation genius or incredibly wealthy, chances of getting accepted are slim. The Abbey's rival is its sibling school, St. Georges.
Sean: Hi, where do you go to school?
Shane: Oh, i go to Portsmouth high school, you?
Sean: Oh, i go to Portsmouth Abbey School.
Sean: I have to go, my driver is here.

Abby's Hand Job Hand 

A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.
Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!

Abby: Harder? Okay!

Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!

Abby: What? Use both hands?

Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!

barking abbey school 

Barking abbey and place full of silly boys that claim to be 'roadmen' because they post sc videos of them showing off there dads money. A place full of skets that legs are always open releasing a fish odour. This school is a high risk of stds. Danger zone.
What's the shit down the road?.
That's just Barking Abbey School.

barking abbey school longbridge 

a school full of wet donnies and midgets who think they're roadmen. honestly yeah, there are fights everyday. don't come here. year 7s who are dealing ppl think they're finna get married. everyone thinks they're hard
barking abbey school longbridge is a school full of wet donnies