Skip to main content

abbey's ass 

Abbey's ass is the most perfect ass ever. It's not too firm, but it's not to jiggly. It's the perfect shape and size. It looks PHENOMENAL with panties or without panties.

Besides looks, Abbey's ass feels amazing cupped in your hands. Squeezing her ass is the best feeling in the world. As soon as you touch it, you'd want to spend the rest of your life kissing and fucking that ass.
EX: "Man, I gotta girlfriend, but I can't help but wish she had Abbey's ass."

EX: "There's all these wonderful asses in the world, but Abbey's ass is by far the best and the only one I want."
abbey's ass by bllushing May 16, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

abbey sailing team 

A well-rounded, lively group of elite seamen who are unafraid to face the elements of Bristol Harbor. Sailing is the favorite past time, only of course behind frisbee. We're more than a cult than anything. There is always so much room for activities! We're sweaty not cause we were watching Cops, we were fcking shit up! Exceptional in sailing, however not in driving the mini buses, these sailors will make your wetsuits wetter and your drysuits...well they'll get wet anyway. We always try to abide rule #69.3 section b- "Never screw your crew". But since the rules are more like guidelines..something is usually blowing out there other than the wind....
What can you say, we're the best ASS out there: Abbey Sailing Squadron
kid 1: Hey are you part of the abbey sailing team ?
kid 2: yeah its fantastic!

Barking Abbey School Girl

A girl that a sket that dealt too many boys and has fat back. She gives head to people in exchange for money.
Barking Abbey School Girl Carolina gave head to lots of boy for lots of money

Portsmouth Abbey School 

Portsmouth abbey is America's top catholic boarding school. Although it is modeled under the british form system, the school is mostly occupied by wealthy Irish Catholic students. Many of the moms are either trophy wives or hockey moms. The Abbey is an international school, meaning that students from all over the world come to study at Portsmouth Abbey. However, unless you are either a once in a generation genius or incredibly wealthy, chances of getting accepted are slim. The Abbey's rival is its sibling school, St. Georges.
Sean: Hi, where do you go to school?
Shane: Oh, i go to Portsmouth high school, you?
Sean: Oh, i go to Portsmouth Abbey School.
Sean: I have to go, my driver is here.

Abby's Hand Job Hand 

A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.
Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!

Abby: Harder? Okay!

Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!

Abby: What? Use both hands?

Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!

barking abbey school 

Barking abbey and place full of silly boys that claim to be 'roadmen' because they post sc videos of them showing off there dads money. A place full of skets that legs are always open releasing a fish odour. This school is a high risk of stds. Danger zone.
What's the shit down the road?.
That's just Barking Abbey School.

barking abbey school longbridge 

a school full of wet donnies and midgets who think they're roadmen. honestly yeah, there are fights everyday. don't come here. year 7s who are dealing ppl think they're finna get married. everyone thinks they're hard
barking abbey school longbridge is a school full of wet donnies
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Load more