a_persob 

An asshole who thinks they can get away with bullying and belittling others. So miserable they have to find joy in hurting others.

A_persob is a jerk, don't be like a_persob.

a_persob by Beat_down February 22, 2019

If…were a person 

“If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.

If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.

Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.

Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”

If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.

If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.

If…were a person by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2022

Sounds like a personal problem 

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud

John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

Sounds like a personal problem by kevinq October 24, 2010

a person who does not use social media 

Social media ghost (SMG)
A person who does not use social media

I can't find Don anywhere on social media. He must be a social media ghost (SMG) in other words he is a person who does not use social media.

a person who does not use social media by CFOD December 2, 2016

A Person named Denver 

Denver is generally a very chill guy. He doesn’t talk much, but he tends to attract many people towards him because of the vibe that he gives off. He is very attractive even though he may not see it for himself. Denver is a super nice guy and has a good heart he doesn’t treat people in the same way that they treat him even if they’re malicious towards him. He will always go the extra mile for the people he cares about, he’s always willing to lend these people a helping hand even when he necessarily can’t afford to. He’s a very deep and passionate lover and when he loves he wants to love that person long term. He doesn’t believe in giving up he fights hard for what he really wants. Denver is a guy who will never give up on anything easily and despite the troubles he may have he comes out a conqueror. Overall If you know a Denver hold onto them and cherish them forever, because there will be no one else like them.

Brad: Hey do you know who that guy is?

Jake: Yeah, that’s A Person named Denver I hang out with him all the time he’s super chill.

A Person named Denver by divaqueen33 November 23, 2021

i like you as a person 

Basically there is no hope in a relationship so keep the friendship strong. They like who you are as a friend but they don’t see you going anywhere as they only like you as a friend.

“I like you “ - her

“ I like you as a person” - him

i like you as a person by Ahhssjdjjssn June 10, 2018

summon a persona 

To commit suicide by a gunshot to the head. In reference to Persona 3, where the main characters use an Evoker (a gun-like device) to summon the titular Personas by pointing it at their head and firing, almost as if committing suicide.

“Yo, what the fuck happened? I heard John died.”

“Well, he tried to summon a Persona.”

summon a persona by Some Dude Behind a monitor July 17, 2018