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Ageist
" Do you want to hang out with Sam?"
"No he's 12."
"Why not?"
"He's going to ruin it for us!"
"Don't be ageist."
"No he's 12."
"Why not?"
"He's going to ruin it for us!"
"Don't be ageist."
Ageist by Black Brightness June 30, 2016
Related Words
aFEist • ageist • apeist • aceist • afeisha • Aleister • Aleister the Invoker • Afaeist • Afest • afistionado
Normal summon aleister
This term is typically used to establish communism. But it also means that whoever your playing yugioh with is not skilled and chose this deck because they suck at the game.
Dave: normal summon aleister?
David: why do you play this dogwater deck?
Dave: activate fusion destiny?
David: why do you play this dogwater deck?
Dave: activate fusion destiny?
Normal summon aleister by Suckadeeznutzh0e January 26, 2022
Afest
Short for Awesomeness Fest which is an annual entrepreneurship and personal growth event put on every year by the company Mindvalley. The event is non-profit and community run and develops a very loyal following with thousands applying for limited tickets. Verb: Afester, someone who attends Awesomeness Fest.
aleistar black
A badass professional wrestler that has amazing theme music and a road house kick called black mass that makes Peter Griffin and Patrick Swayze shed a tear.
aleistar black by StickyMilk January 18, 2018
Ageist
"Everything what young people do, is sit in front of a computer and be lazy. Y'all would die if a world war would happen."
"Grandpa, please stop being ageist and judging my whole existence and everything I do, only by my age."
or
"Oi, I'm not putting my life into this lil' brats hands!"
"Sir, please stop being ageist. This is your surgeon, trying to save your life..."
"Grandpa, please stop being ageist and judging my whole existence and everything I do, only by my age."
or
"Oi, I'm not putting my life into this lil' brats hands!"
"Sir, please stop being ageist. This is your surgeon, trying to save your life..."
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