A wendy is a clam-jam secretary who is highly protective of the men she works for. Even going so far as to lie for her boss and demean his potential girlfriends.
Girl: My boyfriends got a Wendy working for him.
Other girl: What did she do?
Girl: She is a total clam-jam and I think she lied for my boyfriend.
Other girl: Yeah, that sounds like a Wendy all right.
Other girl: What did she do?
Girl: She is a total clam-jam and I think she lied for my boyfriend.
Other girl: Yeah, that sounds like a Wendy all right.
by The Cruncher May 22, 2016
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A response to someone giving a long-winded, serious rant that is typically unasked for. Likely to have originated either from The Office, or is a variation on “Sir, this is an Arby’s”.
Anna: “-and honestly I think that’s why my relationship with my father is so strained, he was there but never really present. Sometimes I wish things were different, but’s there’s no changing the past, you know?”
Cashier: “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”
Cashier: “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”
by GreyVlk September 4, 2020
Get the Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s mug.Person A: "I'm a beautiful friend, so friend don't hate me. Maybe if you get rid of that old Yeah butt haircut, you'll get some complaints on the yo-yo dick. Oh, and even better, Tanisha will call your dog's ass if she stops having sex with the brain surgeon or lawyer she's having sex with. friend"
Person B: " Sir, this is a Wendy's. "
Person B: " Sir, this is a Wendy's. "
by BigMadBaby February 8, 2021
Get the Sir, this is a Wendy's mug.Debilitating response to a long pedantic rant meant to render it insignificant for its douchebaggery.
Sam: I like math
Billy the douchebag: Math isn't just a thing you like. It's a philosophy. It's meant to evaluate logical statements, after all what are mathematical signs but functions of logic. It's called logicism. To really understand it you'd have to read Leibnitz and even Kant to get a full view of the logical empiricism as it relates to morality, ethics, and even abstract ideas.
Sam *rolling his eyes*: Sir, this is a Wendy's
Sam's boys: OHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCKIN PWNED
Sam: I'm not a rapper.
Billy the douchebag: Runs away humiliated.
Billy the douchebag: Math isn't just a thing you like. It's a philosophy. It's meant to evaluate logical statements, after all what are mathematical signs but functions of logic. It's called logicism. To really understand it you'd have to read Leibnitz and even Kant to get a full view of the logical empiricism as it relates to morality, ethics, and even abstract ideas.
Sam *rolling his eyes*: Sir, this is a Wendy's
Sam's boys: OHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCKIN PWNED
Sam: I'm not a rapper.
Billy the douchebag: Runs away humiliated.
by Ed the Fed February 9, 2020
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"Apparently more than a wendy."
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"Apparently more than a wendy."
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by Drydenite November 30, 2007
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When someone asks you to do something that's reasonable but you can't be bothered so you pull a sickie so your colleagues have to pick up your slack
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When someone asks you to do something that's reasonable but you can't be bothered so you pull a sickie so your colleagues have to pick up your slack
I really can't be arsed to do this, I might just pull a wendy
Yeah no worries ill come go out out with you, ill just pull a wendy next week
Yeah no worries ill come go out out with you, ill just pull a wendy next week
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