A - Tosser
A - Tosser by Urbanite September 3, 2005
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A - Tosser
a tosser is similar to a wanker, well, its really exactly the same. tossing and wanking are both different words for masterbation. if you dont know what any of those words mean, dont use them.
A - Tosser by king_jimmy September 16, 2005
A - Tosser
as above but more like wanker than dickhead, as the toss in tosser refers to the tossing motion of masterbation (or tossing-off). A tosser is someone who masterbates.
A - Tosser by tonguestubble September 14, 2005
Heads or tails a tossed coin
The saying "Heads or tails a tossed coin." Is a metaphor for the uncertainties that will come with life.
"Heads or tails a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course a wise player, always cheats."
Heads or tails a tossed coin by Wearing a chicken mask July 27, 2021
Penis in a toster
person1: yeah im a penis in a toster
person2: you're what now?
person1: *hides shrek's sexy nudes* nothing, nothing.
person2: you're what now?
person1: *hides shrek's sexy nudes* nothing, nothing.
Penis in a toster by glitchy_box December 2, 2021
Tossed A Whitey
When one pukes uncontrollably after ripping a gravity bong, that was pulled so thick it was white like a cloud.
Tossed A Whitey by Fritz The Kat October 5, 2005
tossed a stinker
In baseball, when a pitcher has an outright horrific performance to the point the home crowd may even be booing their own team. Usually the type of game you will be leaving early -- a stinkfest.
Billy: did you see the game last night bro?
Hubert: dude, Shawn tossed a stinker giving up 9 runs in one inning... it was so bad even our home crowd was booing -- total stinkfest -- embarrassed I was even there bro. Shawn's ERA is ruined for the rest of the season now LMAO
Hubert: dude, Shawn tossed a stinker giving up 9 runs in one inning... it was so bad even our home crowd was booing -- total stinkfest -- embarrassed I was even there bro. Shawn's ERA is ruined for the rest of the season now LMAO
tossed a stinker by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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