by Urbanite August 10, 2005
a tosser is similar to a wanker, well, its really exactly the same. tossing and wanking are both different words for masterbation. if you dont know what any of those words mean, dont use them.
by king_jimmy August 21, 2005
as above but more like wanker than dickhead, as the toss in tosser refers to the tossing motion of masterbation (or tossing-off). A tosser is someone who masterbates.
by tonguestubble August 16, 2005
Typically a British/UK slang term that originally/usually is accompanied with a closed fist waving motion from left to right (as if panting a high fence with a thick-bristled brush but from side to side in a vigorous manner) meaning a person that is generally unlikeable and irritating to be around. There's always that one guy at the office/gym/family function/event who everybody knows to be a real pain in the ass, usually an annoying and belligerent character generally tye the majority find unlikeable and antisocial.
Used in the UK commonly as another term of the same meaning for somebody whom is fond of regular masturbation. A literal 'wanker.'
In the US/North America a person deemed as a 'jerk-off.'
Used in the UK commonly as another term of the same meaning for somebody whom is fond of regular masturbation. A literal 'wanker.'
In the US/North America a person deemed as a 'jerk-off.'
'After spending a week doing nothing but surfing nude images of celebrities and jerking off I can safely say that I am a tosser!'
'Look at that guy trying to act all macho in front of the ladies, what a tosser!'
'Look at that guy trying to act all macho in front of the ladies, what a tosser!'
by Llewelyn Dowd July 4, 2022
ok, here's the true explanation:
while the word wanker is a more general and term for expressing disdain for somebody, the word tosser describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way.
or someone whose explanation of a word consists solely of another synonym.
while the word wanker is a more general and term for expressing disdain for somebody, the word tosser describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way.
or someone whose explanation of a word consists solely of another synonym.
"well at first i thought this guy delivers, but in the end he was just another tosser."
A asks: hey, what does tosser mean?
B answers: duh, it means: wanker.
A thinks: what a tosser.
B thinks: damn, i'm smart...
;-)
A asks: hey, what does tosser mean?
B answers: duh, it means: wanker.
A thinks: what a tosser.
B thinks: damn, i'm smart...
;-)
by klugscheisser July 2, 2007
Noun, British slang; slightly offensive term: dick head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb on the tree.
Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."
Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."
When the cop got to my car and asked for my ID, he realized he'd pulled over the wrong car; what a tosser!
by Gillis1000 January 4, 2009
by Danny Romer March 24, 2003