a stiffy
a boner
he had a stiffy
a stiffy by boxcutter014 February 12, 2018
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Pop a stiffy
When you have a sudden increase in blood flow to the penis from sexually arousing scenarios which causes the penis to puncture a hole through the article of clothing in which the stiffy is concealed.
Pop a stiffy by Chode Buster May 21, 2011
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erect-a-stiffy
use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know
erect-a-stiffy by penisman4273 January 23, 2023
Pop a Stiffy
Pop a Stiffy by Blevinz11z May 31, 2012
Crack a stiffy
Crack a stiffy
The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.
Commonly used in Australia
Also know as crack a fat
The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.
Commonly used in Australia
Also know as crack a fat
Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.
Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!
Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!
Crack a stiffy by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017
Touch a stiffy
When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
Touch a stiffy by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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