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A Stan: noun. Someone who disregards all people in office in the vacinity and has every conversation at volume 11 - across a broad range of topics, including politics, local sports teams, etc. in addition to actual work topics.

To Stan: verb. To speak loudly, especially when in an office and when its entirely unnecessary.
co-worker: Wow - he is really loud. I feel like I am sitting in his office with him, and I'm down the hall. He has got a Haddadian set of lungs.
me: No kidding. You have to tell me if I ever Stan like that.
co-worker: You know I will - you're not a Stan.
A Stan by Davidson314 October 30, 2013
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the fight in a-stan is hell man.
a-stan by Frag Out October 23, 2007

Pulling a Stan 

The act of tying your pregnant girlfriend up in the trunk, drinking a fifth of vodka and driving straight off a bridge due to the fact that Eminem didn't reply to your letters for 6 whole months or that you just give up on life.

Referring to the song Stan- By Eminem
Jake: Yo wtf i'm 12 and my girls preggo. FML

John: Man...you'll be better off pulling a stan

Pull a Stan 

A way to say killing yourself, specifically slitting your wrist in a bathtub, mostly used by the IT fandom after seeing something that annoys them.
Bye yall, Ima go pull a Stan
Pull a Stan by carrrrrrrrr April 12, 2021

Rock A Stan 

To urinate in public after one too many alcoholic beverages.
Guys, can you excuse me for one moment. I'm about to rock a Stan.
Rock A Stan by Daniel Moraniel September 27, 2019

Shit in a pan stan 

A devastating insult that will absolutely devastate the person that you use it against.
Bully: Your a stupid nerd!
Kid: At least I'm not a shit in a pan Stan!
*Crowd goes wild*

A Dream stan 

A mental disorder where a human body thinks that a Minecraft speedrunner who fakes his speedruns is cool and stands up for him. Dream? The only thing Dream dreams of is being a actual speedrunner!
Is that a Dream stan? I'm dying of cringe! HAHA!
A Dream stan by Scrdew March 6, 2022