Similie; Derivitive of Pwnd. Used mainly in gaming circles in australia. Is used to exclaim the extreme pwnage of someone. Use can be traced back to the villification of a petciular member of an australian gaming forum known as "Slinkovic"
The state of one having been undeniably bitch slapped by love. You can often spot an individual in this condition by the constant sighing, bouts of self doubt, glazed look in the eye, random goofiness, and the doodling of hearts in their trapper keeper. Please note; the more that one protests that one is not in this condition, the more likely it is that they actually have it pretty effing bad.
Girl 1: "Where'd he take you on your date?"
Girl 2: "Red Lobster."
Girl 1: "Girrrl. He sprung like a slinky."
the art of stuffing ones testicles into the vaginal opening while maintaining complete anal penetration. References the extremely difficult act of trying to bathe a cat in a sink." (AKA Balls in a box)
"Bro, last night I totally stuffed my nuts into this girls snot-wallet while boning her in the chocolate starfish. It was harder than keeping a cat in a sink."
To pass out at a party then get mercilessly Bitched by your friends E.g have a baldpatch shaved into the back of your head and a giant penis drawn onto it.....
Aimz "Dude what happened to you!"
Vikki " I passed out at chelsea's party and dean shaved off my eyebrows"
Aimz "oh man u pulled a slinky!"
some time later...
Aimz "Did u hear about vikki pulling a Slinky at the party? She lost her eyebrows, fuckin hilarious right?"
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.