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A one way life jerk
Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
A one way life jerk by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020
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A one way • A one way life jerk • Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios. • one a way • more than one way to skin a cat • More than one way to skin a cow • There is more than one way to bake a pi. • There's more than one way to skin a cat • .9.mMmake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9. • Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)
Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
Suicide.
The act of taking one's own life.
To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
The act of taking one's own life.
To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.
2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.
4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.
4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios. by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009
one a way
There is more than one way to bake a pi.
A geeky way of saying that one can derive the value of π from different methods, whose approximated values could be obtained from fractions or formulas.
There is more than one way to bake a pi. by Covido February 27, 2022
more than one way to skin a cat
A phrase implying that there are several methods with which one can remove the outer layer known as skin off of a Domesticated Felis Catus also known as a cat.
Winston: I skinned a cat with a knife.
Joseph: I skinned a cat with my bare hands.
Roberto: Well fellas, I guess theres more than one way to skin a cat.
Joseph: I skinned a cat with my bare hands.
Roberto: Well fellas, I guess theres more than one way to skin a cat.
more than one way to skin a cat by bigcohonesjohn February 5, 2018
There's more than one way to skin a cat
There's more than one way to skin a cat by Truthful Mikki December 10, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.