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(singular) A Mani is a friend who is worth more than being a friend. They can be of any gender, age, and sexual orientation, but, mainly, a male. If you ever encounter one, you may stay friends for a while, but beware. some will fall for them. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN YOU ALLOW ANOTHER WOMAN OR MAN TAKE YOUR MANI.

(plural) A ground of 3 or more Mani's is called a Band, for they will form a music group... and then argue on whoever gets to use the piano first. One Mani is okay, but a group of manis can make his value less, which is already quite high.
"dude, i just hit on a Mani, i hope he takes the hint"

"fuck, i'm surrounded by a Band, when will the earrape fucking end???"
A Mani by vglntee November 26, 2021

it’s national make mani a edit

ok january 2nd you have to make @therealdiorli/ mani a edit
dior: you should make me a edit

lulu : if i fell like it or have the motivation

dior ; it’s national make mani a edit day

Cak a manie 

To call someone ignorant, a moron or even dumbass
"Shut up you damm Cak a manie"

Kissed a manikin 

Kissed a manikin: The expression to describe the phenomenon that takes place when everything is perfect in a relationship and you take it for granted and cheat on your partner and ruin the perfect relationship. The manikin is the person that you can't have.

the grass is always greener on the other sidehindsight is 2020
John and his wife had the perfect relationship, until John "kissed a manikin".

Gook-A-Maniac 

A very rare form of Individual usually originating from eastern Asia. who's level of mentality and shear insanity is truly beyond belief.
"Have you met our science teacher Mr Chong yet? He's a right Gook-A-Maniac".
Gook-A-Maniac by Mcsquirter September 8, 2004

A manifestation of your own mind 

Did you get it!? No?
Hym "I didn't impersonate anyone. Did I claim to be someone I'm not? I described myself with perfect accuracy. If you thought I was someone that I'm not then that was A MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN MIND!"

Retard "It'S a MaNiFeStAtIoN oF yOuR oWn MiNd! Nehnehnhenehnehnehneh!"

Hym "You see that!?☝️THAT!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE LIKE!?"