a lionel 

a lionel blair - stare. Referring to the 'cut you dead' stare that an angry Lionel Blair shot the disguised Noel Edmunds whilst being set up on for a 'gotcha' on Noels's House Party show.

He turned to his missus after coming out of the supermarket, having been given a filthy look by some old dear for pawing the melons for freshness....''Did you see her giving me a Lionel?''

a lionel by Celery Peach December 27, 2007

to pull a lionel 

sacrificing sleep in return for extra time of working or studying (cramming), usually lasting all night.

Derived from Lionel Richie's classic from the 80's "All Night Long" and commonly posted along with it on social media platforms.

Modern synonym for "to pull an all-nighter".

I'll need to pull a lionel to handle this amount of work.

on a chat ...
(Aussie): what R u doin' up that late?
(You): pulling a lionel
(Aussie): that's ridiculously WHACK!

how long you been studying for the exam?
- took me a double-lionel.
respect!

to pull a lionel by oliverski November 20, 2011

Doing a Lionel 

"Doing a Lionel" means to drive round a corner in such a vigorous way that a wheel comes off. Derives from Lionel Richie's appearance on Top Gear, after which Jeremy Clarkson referred to several celebrities who suffered similar accidents as "doing a Lionel".

"I hit the kerb and did a Lionel."
(To Trevor Eve) "We refer to that as 'doing a Lionel'."

Doing a Lionel by awmperry September 5, 2013

Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night 

A term used to talk about how fast you're gonna masturbate tonight

Hey, four Red Bull's and a lonely night amirite?

Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night by Eatdemhandscarl December 11, 2016

a lonely lighthouse

a polite version of severe paranoia.
a person (most likely a female) who often feels deeply alone and dismissed for no reason whatsoever, usually only because of the sheer fear. this drives her to the road of insanity and misinterpretaion of the reality. usually winds up saying bad things she does not really think and pushing away people she really likes. she therefore ends up with the instant feeling of guilt, regret and - paradoxically- truly alone.

the lighthouse reffers to the state of mind- a person is so closed within, so self-centered and emotionall that is also extremaly crazy, overthinking and overanalizing in addition.

no one can really stay around the lighthouse too long without getting furious and mad.

- so man, wanna date the friend that I introduced to you?
- I don't know bro, she seems such a lonely lighthouse, those girls are crazy as sh**.

a lonely lighthouse by vlaknejede August 24, 2014

A lonely wank in a Travelodge 

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

A lonely wank in a Travelodge by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022

taking a lonely 

Taking a lonely (dump)

A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.

a mental health exercise

Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"

A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."

taking a lonely by xiacobolt September 8, 2022