TheFunnyGuy88's definitions

Layonnaise

What your girlfriend puts on your sandwich to take with you after she recycles the produce of the fun you two had the previous night.

Yum that layonnaise tastes so good! Far better than that awful store bought mayonnaise. Me and my girlfriends homemade stuff is so much better!

by TheFunnyGuy88 January 19, 2024

two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.

Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely

by TheFunnyGuy88 May 5, 2023

Institutionalised Bullying

In US English it would be institutionalized bullying. It is what Will McKenzie had to go through on The Inbetweeners when he did his work experience at a garage instead of at a local newspaper. The guys at the garage would humiliate and degrade Will and eventually order him out for a pint. After they had the pint and left the pub they crept up behind him, pulled his trousers and shirt down so you could only see his underpants and placed him in the boot of their car. They then drove him to a pond and threw him into the water practically naked. Now thats some institutionalised bullying for you.

Will (as character): Please my allergies!!!
*SPLASH*
Garage worker: Bet you wasn't expectin' that was ye mastermind. See you t'morra.
Will (as naratar): Institutionalised bullying wasn't quite the work experience I had in mind. But I knew how to deal with bullies, I got my mum to tell the teacher.
Principal: HAHAHAHAHA

by TheFunnyGuy88 May 7, 2023

Airspace rapist

A person who flies a drone over someone else's property without their approval, especially deliberately. Technically legal though. Landowners don't own airspace.

Don't fly that drone over there you airspace rapist!

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 4, 2023

VPN

What you use when you want to watch porn on hotel WIFI and do not have access to mobile data.

You've used a VPN for this purpose and you know it!

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 19, 2023

Tertiary virgin

A silly teenager who has decided they don't want to have sex until after marriage for a second time, even though they have already had sex, wanted to wait until marriage, retracted that and decided to go and have sex again and now for the second time want to wait until after marriage because they changed their mind AGAIN.

Oh so your a tertiary virgin are you? You clearly cannot make your mind up can you?

by TheFunnyGuy88 August 12, 2023

Rapeseed Oil

Something that could be severely catastrophic if it has an altercation with extra-virgin olive oil.

Extra-virgin olive oil: Hey, I'm a virgin. That's kinda sad.
Rapeseed oil: Oh don't worry, I can't correct that for you!
Extra-virgin olive oil: UH OH! HELP!!!

by TheFunnyGuy88 September 16, 2023