Definitions by TheFunnyGuy88

Layonnaise

What your girlfriend puts on your sandwich to take with you after she recycles the produce of the fun you two had the previous night.

Yum that layonnaise tastes so good! Far better than that awful store bought mayonnaise. Me and my girlfriends homemade stuff is so much better!

Layonnaise by TheFunnyGuy88 January 19, 2024

Comdon 

When you stick it on your penis inside out causing a range of issues such as it slipping off and making her pregnant or spreading STD's.

Comdons won't protect you, throw them out immediately!

Comdon by TheFunnyGuy88 September 19, 2023

Rapeseed Oil 

Something that could be severely catastrophic if it has an altercation with extra-virgin olive oil.

Extra-virgin olive oil: Hey, I'm a virgin. That's kinda sad.
Rapeseed oil: Oh don't worry, I can't correct that for you!
Extra-virgin olive oil: UH OH! HELP!!!

Rapeseed Oil by TheFunnyGuy88 September 16, 2023

Tertiary virgin 

A silly teenager who has decided they don't want to have sex until after marriage for a second time, even though they have already had sex, wanted to wait until marriage, retracted that and decided to go and have sex again and now for the second time want to wait until after marriage because they changed their mind AGAIN.

Oh so your a tertiary virgin are you? You clearly cannot make your mind up can you?

Tertiary virgin by TheFunnyGuy88 August 12, 2023

VPN 

What you use when you want to watch porn on hotel WIFI and do not have access to mobile data.

You've used a VPN for this purpose and you know it!

VPN by TheFunnyGuy88 July 19, 2023

Airspace rapist 

A person who flies a drone over someone else's property without their approval, especially deliberately. Technically legal though. Landowners don't own airspace.

Don't fly that drone over there you airspace rapist!

Airspace rapist by TheFunnyGuy88 July 4, 2023

Institutionalised Bullying

In US English it would be institutionalized bullying. It is what Will McKenzie had to go through on The Inbetweeners when he did his work experience at a garage instead of at a local newspaper. The guys at the garage would humiliate and degrade Will and eventually order him out for a pint. After they had the pint and left the pub they crept up behind him, pulled his trousers and shirt down so you could only see his underpants and placed him in the boot of their car. They then drove him to a pond and threw him into the water practically naked. Now thats some institutionalised bullying for you.

Will (as character): Please my allergies!!!
*SPLASH*
Garage worker: Bet you wasn't expectin' that was ye mastermind. See you t'morra.
Will (as naratar): Institutionalised bullying wasn't quite the work experience I had in mind. But I knew how to deal with bullies, I got my mum to tell the teacher.
Principal: HAHAHAHAHA

Institutionalised Bullying by TheFunnyGuy88 May 7, 2023