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An insult used against entitled, privilege, and often racist white women residing in Alabama. A Laura often drinks over a bottle of wine alone every night, and leaches off of her husbands immense salary. A Laura hates everyone who dares suggest she is anything other than perfection.
A Laura by lolnahfam May 22, 2020
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A Laura Thought

A thought that is so unrealistic but your feelings tell you it's so real
Your thoughts of being a good communist leader are a laura thought

Pineapples on pizza being good is a laura thought

Meth being healthy is a laura thought too
A Laura Thought by Temiz January 12, 2026

pulling a laura neal 

to kill a lgbtq+ character off in film and stories
i can’t believe stranger things may be pulling a laura neal

Doin A Laura Palmer 

When you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.
Gf: Baby what are you doing with that coke? It's Sunday night, and you have work at 7am tomorrow!

Me: Oh baby, im "Doin a Laura Palmer", its when you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.

What is a Laura 

A crazy English teacher, upon hearing a students cell phone ring asked what the ring tone way. The student (Janice) replied saying that it was Laura singing a song. Upon hearing her response he asked 'What is a Laura?'

When Laura Zinni does random things the proper response is What is a Laura?

Note: No one has ever answer the question what is a Laura?
Laura: I want to make a cupcake in my comm tech animation.
Person: What is a Laura?
What is a Laura by Janice Bhagoutie January 22, 2009

pulling a laura 

The act of going out with friends and before the end of the night ditching friends for guys
oh shes just overe there pulling a laura

pull a laura davis

a common alias used by underage girls, in an attempt to purchase cheap beer.
hey brooke you should pull a laura davis and get us some lucky extra
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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