Temiz's definitions

Faggoniggetrankiketard

A contemptuous term for a disabled, transgender, Jewish, homosexual person of African decent.

I hate Faggoniggetrankiketards
Look at this Faggoniggetrankiketard
You are a Faggoniggetrankiketard

by Temiz February 10, 2021

Nicker

A contemptuous term for heterosexual people.

You are a nicker.

by Temiz March 15, 2021

Couch Viking

Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.

If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking

by Temiz August 14, 2023

The milkyway

Using your partner's breast milk as a lubricant for sex.

We ran out of lubricant so we used the milkyway instead.

I've turned your asshole into a milky highway by giving you a milkyway.

by Temiz August 6, 2023

mass sheckle killer

Your friend that asks for money and never warns you that they will do it again and again and again. When your plan was to give a little bit of money, next thing you know he is asking for even more money.

I thought you were homeless but you're a mass sheckle killer!

Can I have 1000 sheckles? I'm not a mass sheckle killer by the way. Oh and also I need another 5000 sheckles please.

by Temiz August 7, 2023

Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shit

My favorite movie genre!

Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.

by Temiz August 17, 2023

Lightning Shark

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.

That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.

It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it

by Temiz December 21, 2023