Definitions by Temiz

A Laura Thought

A thought that is so unrealistic but your feelings tell you it's so real

Your thoughts of being a good communist leader are a laura thought

Pineapples on pizza being good is a laura thought

Meth being healthy is a laura thought too

A Laura Thought by Temiz January 12, 2026

Lightning Shark 

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.

That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.

It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it

Lightning Shark by Temiz December 21, 2023

Yoink 

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

Yoink by Temiz October 9, 2023

Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shit 

My favorite movie genre!

Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.

Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shit by Temiz August 17, 2023

Couch Viking 

Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.

If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking

Couch Viking by Temiz August 14, 2023

mass sheckle killer

Your friend that asks for money and never warns you that they will do it again and again and again. When your plan was to give a little bit of money, next thing you know he is asking for even more money.

I thought you were homeless but you're a mass sheckle killer!

Can I have 1000 sheckles? I'm not a mass sheckle killer by the way. Oh and also I need another 5000 sheckles please.

mass sheckle killer by Temiz August 7, 2023

The milkyway 

Using your partner's breast milk as a lubricant for sex.

We ran out of lubricant so we used the milkyway instead.

I've turned your asshole into a milky highway by giving you a milkyway.

The milkyway by Temiz August 6, 2023