Temiz's definitions
Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.
by Temiz August 14, 2023
Get the Couch Vikingmug. A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
by Temiz December 21, 2023
Get the Lightning Sharkmug. That gamer nigger bro spends too much time in the forest
You are kid is such a gamer nigger bro that his favorite hobby is to climb trees
You are kid is such a gamer nigger bro that his favorite hobby is to climb trees
by Temiz August 6, 2023
Get the Gamer nigger bromug. 
Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.
by Temiz August 17, 2023
Get the Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shitmug. We ran out of lubricant so we used the milkyway instead.
I've turned your asshole into a milky highway by giving you a milkyway.
I've turned your asshole into a milky highway by giving you a milkyway.
by Temiz August 6, 2023
Get the The milkywaymug. There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.
The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.
The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.
by Temiz October 9, 2023
Get the Yoinkmug.