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Temiz

A fat skunk, snake, cat, panda, honeybadger, ostrich, inbred that thinks it is a human, and rubs her ass all over the floor. When you get angry, you should say "It's all Temiz's fault". Temiz is a weird animal with a massive tail, the weight of 800 tons. Legend has it, if you close your door too long, Temiz will have a chance of banging on it until you open it, and she will kill you. If you call someone Temiz, you are looking for a one way ticket to start a fight because Temiz is the worst thing you can call anyone.
It's all Temiz's fault!
by Temiz April 22, 2020
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Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.
There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.
by Temiz October 9, 2023
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Lightning Shark

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.

It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
by Temiz December 21, 2023
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Faggoniggetrankiketard

A contemptuous term for a disabled, transgender, Jewish, homosexual person of African decent.
I hate Faggoniggetrankiketards
Look at this Faggoniggetrankiketard
You are a Faggoniggetrankiketard
by Temiz February 10, 2021
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Nicker

You are a nicker.
by Temiz March 15, 2021
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A Laura Thought

A thought that is so unrealistic but your feelings tell you it's so real
Your thoughts of being a good communist leader are a laura thought

Pineapples on pizza being good is a laura thought

Meth being healthy is a laura thought too
by Temiz January 12, 2026
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Gamer nigger bro

That friend that just really likes trees
That gamer nigger bro spends too much time in the forest

You are kid is such a gamer nigger bro that his favorite hobby is to climb trees
by Temiz August 6, 2023
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