Temiz's definitions

Temiz

A fat skunk, snake, cat, panda, honeybadger, ostrich, inbred that thinks it is a human, and rubs her ass all over the floor. When you get angry, you should say "It's all Temiz's fault". Temiz is a weird animal with a massive tail, the weight of 800 tons. Legend has it, if you close your door too long, Temiz will have a chance of banging on it until you open it, and she will kill you. If you call someone Temiz, you are looking for a one way ticket to start a fight because Temiz is the worst thing you can call anyone.

It's all Temiz's fault!

by Temiz April 22, 2020

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

Lightning Shark

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.

That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.

It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it

by Temiz December 21, 2023

Gamer nigger bro

That friend that just really likes trees

That gamer nigger bro spends too much time in the forest

You are kid is such a gamer nigger bro that his favorite hobby is to climb trees

by Temiz August 6, 2023

The milkyway

Using your partner's breast milk as a lubricant for sex.

We ran out of lubricant so we used the milkyway instead.

I've turned your asshole into a milky highway by giving you a milkyway.

by Temiz August 6, 2023

mass sheckle killer

Your friend that asks for money and never warns you that they will do it again and again and again. When your plan was to give a little bit of money, next thing you know he is asking for even more money.

I thought you were homeless but you're a mass sheckle killer!

Can I have 1000 sheckles? I'm not a mass sheckle killer by the way. Oh and also I need another 5000 sheckles please.

by Temiz August 7, 2023

Couch Viking

Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.

If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking

by Temiz August 14, 2023