9 definitions by Temiz
We ran out of lubricant so we used the milkyway instead.
I've turned your asshole into a milky highway by giving you a milkyway.
I've turned your asshole into a milky highway by giving you a milkyway.
by Temiz August 7, 2023
by Temiz February 11, 2021
Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.
by Temiz August 18, 2023
Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.
by Temiz August 14, 2023
A fat skunk, snake, cat, panda, honeybadger, ostrich, inbred that thinks it is a human, and rubs her ass all over the floor. When you get angry, you should say "It's all Temiz's fault". Temiz is a weird animal with a massive tail, the weight of 800 tons. Legend has it, if you close your door too long, Temiz will have a chance of banging on it until you open it, and she will kill you. If you call someone Temiz, you are looking for a one way ticket to start a fight because Temiz is the worst thing you can call anyone.
by Temiz April 22, 2020
Your friend that asks for money and never warns you that they will do it again and again and again. When your plan was to give a little bit of money, next thing you know he is asking for even more money.
I thought you were homeless but you're a mass sheckle killer!
Can I have 1000 sheckles? I'm not a mass sheckle killer by the way. Oh and also I need another 5000 sheckles please.
Can I have 1000 sheckles? I'm not a mass sheckle killer by the way. Oh and also I need another 5000 sheckles please.
by Temiz August 8, 2023