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a laugh i have never heard happen

a laugh and a 0.5 

Internet/IM speak for a laugh and a half, meaning something is mildly amusing. Substitute for a higher fractional number if the situation calls for it (i.e. a laugh and a 0.7).
Person 1: Did you see yesterday's episode of The Daily Show? It really was a laugh and a 0.5.

Person 2 appears to be offline.
a laugh and a 0.5 by Anouska DS February 24, 2009

Are you having a laugh? 

1. "Are you kidding me?" Typically used in Great Britian.
2. The catchphrase of Andy Millman's (Ricky Gervais) in the tv-show-within-a-tv-show, "When the Whistle Blows". (from Extras.) Spoken in a high pitch and followed by "Is s/he havin' a laff?"
"What would you go for first if you were a piranha?"
"I'd probably just have a bag of crisps."
"Are you having a laugh?"

having a laugh 

1)When someone is being inconvenient, or taking advantage of someone else.
2)To insult someone and then claim it was a joke.
1) Builder: We should be able to finish working on your kitchen in about two weeks
Man: You’re having a laugh mate!

2)To insulted friend :Oh come on I was just having a laugh!
having a laugh by blackthorn December 14, 2008

you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..
Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!

you’re having a laugh 

Steven Grant’s iconic line in Moon Knight. A British expression used in times where something laughably shocking has happened.
Steven: “someone’s having a laugh!”

Steven… again: “you’re having a laugh!”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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