A Joker
My girl ate the last piece of chicken after she knew i wanted it, so when i was getting some head that night I pulled out and gave her a joker
A Joker by therealdicktracy February 7, 2012
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a joker
a joker by Billy Jhonson July 9, 2014
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A Joker • pulling a joker's card • in a jocker • (as) jober as a sudge • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I.
pulling a joker's card
The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.
That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!
pulling a joker's card by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010
a joke
a joke by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017
It was a joke i swear to god
What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.
It was a joke i swear to god by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017
It was just a joke
Definition #1:
An excuse one will say after committing regrettable action.
Definition #2:
An explanation given by the accused when they are faced with severe consequences.
An excuse one will say after committing regrettable action.
Definition #2:
An explanation given by the accused when they are faced with severe consequences.
Example #1
A kid on a chatroom joked about blowing up a daycare. A week later, police storm his house and arrest him. When questioned why during interrogation, he said: "It was just a joke" and then he was sentenced to three years in prison.
Example #2
A drunk news anchor accidently says "nigger" during a leaked sex tape. When questioned by the public why did he say it, the anchor replied "it was just a joke" and was promptly fired from his job.
A kid on a chatroom joked about blowing up a daycare. A week later, police storm his house and arrest him. When questioned why during interrogation, he said: "It was just a joke" and then he was sentenced to three years in prison.
Example #2
A drunk news anchor accidently says "nigger" during a leaked sex tape. When questioned by the public why did he say it, the anchor replied "it was just a joke" and was promptly fired from his job.
It was just a joke by Bankrupt_Spetsnaz September 15, 2017
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