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A Jackie 

When a girl has a great body and totally do-able, but her face looks like some kind of lagoon creature that has spawned from the combined hatred of the world into a tangible cluster-fuck of GOO!
She is so heinous that you would rather chop off her head and replace it with a Jack-o-lantern, take care of your business and then move on with your life. Hence the word 'Jackie.'
Jackie's are most commonly girls that you only see from behind and first and are misled to think is hot.
Sean: Dude that chick is seriously hot.
Adam: Which one?
Sean: The one over there with her back to us.
(She turns around)
Adam: Aw! She's a Jackie.
A Jackie by David Atkins March 28, 2011

A Jackie 

A guy who will concede and do anything for a woman. He is a door mat. He will spend enormous amounts of money just to keep her in his life. Although the woman is often spoiled and bratty he continues to shower her with anything she asks for.
kyle: hey have you seen mike lately??

anthony: no last I heard he was taking cheryl to buy a new car...

kyle: what!! they've only been dating a couple months..

anthony: bro she treats him like crap but I guess the sex is so good that its turning him into a jackie.
A Jackie by YoungSiimba June 1, 2018

A Jackie 

Is the type of person that humps a lot a bit like a jack Russel doesn’t matter if it’s clothes on or clothes off they will go for initiation
1st person ayo there’s a Jackie fam, she’s being a jack russel

2nd person; yeah bruv that’s crease ya’knooooo

3rd person, let’s join in on that Jackie bruv
A Jackie by Pooja69 December 22, 2022

a jackie chan 

When a female sucks your dick & taps your balls really fast with her hands
That girl Chelsea gave me a jackie chan, it was amazing
a jackie chan by LordNiggy May 14, 2015

A Jackie Kennedy 

A sexual position in a threesome (consisting of 2 men and a woman or another man) where two men place their erect penises together head to head while the woman fingerblasts herself while jerking the men off from ballsack to ballsack in a continuous motion.
Wow. I can't wait to see Jackie one hand jerk them gay dudes off aka perform A Jackie Kennedy.

Pulling a Jackie 

The act of claiming victim and pinning their own wrongdoing on others. Usually followed by blocking those who disagree with them.
Person 1: He blocked me!
Person 2: Yep. He’s famous for Pulling a Jackie.
Pulling a Jackie by Robotix March 18, 2020

Pullin' a Jackie 

A. When an individual becomes so intoxicated that they are no longer in control of their bowels and shit all over their house.

B. When a female becomes so enraged with her significant other that she beats the living shit out of him. (Preferably in public or in company of others)
a. Yo, at that party last night that girl pulled a Jackie and it was dank!

b. That hoe was pullin' a Jackie on his ass right there in the food court!
Pullin' a Jackie by no-a January 13, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring β€” one checked fact at a time.
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