A haystack

A person trying to act like an imposing authority figure

The guy wanted me stop, so I said "what are you a haystack?"

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Needle in a Haystack

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.

Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017

mouse on a haystack

Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.

Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".

by Lee Thargic November 7, 2019

Dinosaur in a Haystack

1. An expression used to explain something that is extremely obvious. It is the exact opposite of the expression: "Finding a needle in a haystack".

2. A novel by Stephen Jay Gould entitled: "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History".

1. Hipster 1: Dude, I can't find my Hey Arnold dvd's anywhere.

(They lay in the middle of the floor)

Hipster 2: Yeah dude, it's like finding a dinosaur in a haystack.

2. Hipster 1: Have you read "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History"?

Hipster 2: No.

by ArnoldAndHelga September 14, 2009

Dick in a haystack

A Dick in a haystack is a fun game that requires two people. The game starts when the pubes are longer than the penis, and the servicer must ravage through the brillo and find the serpant. Once found, suckage is a must.

Hey, before you go to work, lets play "dick in a haystack"

Hey bro, last night while i was playing on my gamecube with my other bro, just chillen, we decided to pop in a john mayer CD and play Dick in a haystack, is was fun! i liked it!

by Cristiano7 June 28, 2008

Needle in a Haystack

when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.

You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.

by The Kofster March 10, 2009

needle in a haystack

Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.

I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.

by jellytime October 4, 2010