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Eating a Grounder

While giving a rimjob, a girl sharts (shits and farts) while you mouth is open, but you keep going
I went down on my girl, but she had taco bell earlier and I ended up eating a grounder.
Eating a Grounder by ST,PE,MB December 15, 2008

Eating a grounder

A sex act believed to have originated somewhere in the Orient around World War II. Said act consists of one partner performing anilingus (commonly referred to as a “rimjob”) on another until the recipient gives way to spasmodic evacuation of the bowels onto the partner’s mouth. Said partner continues applying anilingus until the bowels are fully emptied into and around the mouth, at which time the sex act is complete.

“Our sex life wasn’t that great until my husband started “eating a grounder” last night. Now it’s fantastic."
Eating a grounder by Ted Cawkwell December 15, 2008

alrounder 

timothee chalamet is an alrounder, he looks amazing and is an amazing actor.

christian leaves is an alrounder, hes funny, talented and an alround great human.
alrounder by wonderdreaming May 16, 2018

ring arounder 

When one of your turds is long enough to go around your toilet bowl
Man I just just took a ring arounder and the bathroom stinks
ring arounder by Neb Martin February 12, 2017

Fuck Aroundery 

The noun of "fuck around".

Used when any other nouns simply can not describe the bullshit you are witnessing.
A: "Dude wouldn't it be so fucking funny if we shat on the floor"
B: "Steve, your fuck aroundery never ceases to amaze me. Please get the fuck out of my sight"
Fuck Aroundery by Deadnightmer June 21, 2021

non fuck arounders 

Someone who gets shit done
NFA fo lyfe

We are non fuck arounders my friend