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A quick way for a fag to show that he is really all about the cock.
"hey fellas, I played my flute like a little school girl for you today now can I please play the skin flute
a flute by Skinny Pimp November 12, 2003
The process of resinating a bowl of cannabis through the carburetor.
it's kicked? pass that piece over here i'm gonna flute it.
a flute by matt November 15, 2003

blow it like a flute 

Basically something Luhan said that has ruined his life.
Blow it like a flute - blow job, when a girl goes down on the guy or guy on guy.
Luhan: I see you're still single Yixing
Yixing: I see you still haven't gotten anyone to blow it like a flute
blow it like a flute by Idkidkidk January 11, 2017

Blow it like a flute 

For all you kpop fans that have gathered to find out what Luhan meant
Blow it like a flute- to give one a blowjob
Luhan- I told my girl to blow it like a flute last night.
Jun- But you ain't got a girl bro.

National kiss a flute player day 

January 17, Kiss a flutist any flutist
“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”

gayer than a pink flute 

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"
Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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