v. To fucking kill a conversation, joke, or situation with sexually questionable behavior, lame input, or Tourettes Guy quotes.
n. A faggot, who aims to climb the social ladder of High School through hanging with kids, who are completely out of his league, listening to Wu-Tang, when he'd much rather be listening to some other queer band like Boys Like Girls a.k.a. The Knights Of Faggotry, and sticking it up the butt with his teachers so that he gets good grades.
"Shit, I just A-Fined! I'd better grab my jar of pennies and leave before I kill more jokes!"
"Bro, are you kidding me? You got kicked of the baseball team's bus for killing jokes? You are such an A-Fine!"
v. To fucking kill a conversation, joke, or situation with sexually questionable behavior, lame input, or Tourettes Guy quotes.
n. A faggot, who aims to climb the social ladder of High School through hanging with kids, who are completely out of his league, listening to Wu-Tang, when he'd much rather be listening to some other queer band like Boys Like Girls a.k.a. The Knights Of Faggotry, and sticking it up the butt with his teachers so that he gets good grades.
"Shit, I just A-Fined! I'd better grab my jar of pennies and leave before I kill more jokes!"
"Bro, are you kidding me? You got kicked off of the baseball team's bus for killing jokes? You are such an A-Fine!"
n. A theory, created by several residents of Boozemont, which states that every time a joke is killed, the loss of a man's virginity is prolonged for another ten years.
"Don't worry, bro. As long as you're not a brown-nosing son of a bitch, you can't commence the A-Fine Theory."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.