v. To fucking kill a conversation, joke, or situation with sexually questionable behavior, lame input, or Tourettes Guy quotes.
n. A faggot, who aims to climb the social ladder of High School through hanging with kids, who are completely out of his league, listening to Wu-Tang, when he'd much rather be listening to some other queer band like Boys Like Girls a.k.a. The Knights Of Faggotry, and sticking it up the butt with his teachers so that he gets good grades.
"Shit, I just A-Fined! I'd better grab my jar of pennies and leave before I kill more jokes!"
"Bro, are you kidding me? You got kicked of the baseball team's bus for killing jokes? You are such an A-Fine!"
v. To fucking kill a conversation, joke, or situation with sexually questionable behavior, lame input, or Tourettes Guy quotes.
n. A faggot, who aims to climb the social ladder of High School through hanging with kids, who are completely out of his league, listening to Wu-Tang, when he'd much rather be listening to some other queer band like Boys Like Girls a.k.a. The Knights Of Faggotry, and sticking it up the butt with his teachers so that he gets good grades.
"Shit, I just A-Fined! I'd better grab my jar of pennies and leave before I kill more jokes!"
"Bro, are you kidding me? You got kicked off of the baseball team's bus for killing jokes? You are such an A-Fine!"
n. A theory, created by several residents of Boozemont, which states that every time a joke is killed, the loss of a man's virginity is prolonged for another ten years.
"Don't worry, bro. As long as you're not a brown-nosing son of a bitch, you can't commence the A-Fine Theory."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.