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Pull a David
Blocking someone on social media to avoid fixing a problem. Normally blocking because of a stupid and pathetic reason.
Pull a David by vibin101 April 1, 2020
pulling a david
When a guy goes on a date and puts his arm around the outside of a girl underneath her arm and fondles her boob.
Dude, he went on the date with her last night, and she caught him "pulling a david"! And she loved it!
pulling a david by captainunderpants1991 February 28, 2011
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Dropping a David Blaine
The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.
This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.
Dropping a David Blaine by BalduccisBalls June 19, 2011
Take a DAVITT
When you get back from an out-of-town vacation and you take the following day off from work. Take a DAVITT (Day After Vacation I Take Time).
We got back from Florida on Thursday but I didn't want to work on Friday, so I had to take a DAVITT.
Take a DAVITT by letsgetmost March 21, 2023
Pulling a David
When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.
"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"
"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"
"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"
Pulling a David by davidlaff May 2, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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