A cracker 

A thin, crisp wafer often eaten with cheese or other savory toppings.

Person 1: "Lil mosey is a cracker."

Person 2: "Word."

A cracker by trustworthy definitions February 22, 2023

a cracker beatdown 

noun,:the process of a white person getting beaten up and shanked(stabbed) by a group of african- american males

my friend is now racially insentitive toward black people because he got a cracker beatdown by some thugs in his neighborhood.

a cracker beatdown by luke finn March 4, 2010

christ on a cracker 

when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead

gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

christ on a cracker by mAniFEsTiNG March 18, 2019

Spread him on a cracker 

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

Spread him on a cracker by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

Cum on a cracker 

Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it

Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth

Cum on a cracker by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

Christ on a Cracker 

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!

Christ on a Cracker by michellezilla August 17, 2020

crap on a cracker 

Expression when something goes wrong.

Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?

Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.

crap on a cracker by RandyBaby June 27, 2008