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Doing a Claire 

To repeatedly promise to attend an event, usually social in nature, but never actually attend.
I wonder where Pat is?

He’s probably doing a Claire.
Doing a Claire by Highstandards February 2, 2022

on a Claire day 

The word "clear" can be spoofed by substituting for the word "Claire"
On a Claire day you can see forever. eClaires are good to eat. Claire today and gone tomorrow.
on a Claire day by SkinVoyage January 22, 2021

Doing a Claire 

Changing her mind at the last minute about attending a social event when discovering she is expected to pay.
Claire: “Is Brett not paying for the drinks?”
All: “It’s your shout Claire”
Claire: “Somethings just come up, I’ll have to reschedule, my horse needs me.”
All:”She’s doing a Claire again”
Doing a Claire by Highstandards April 10, 2022

Doing a Claire 

To promise to do Christmas lunch with the team, after a string of cancelled appointments for similar reasons, and then a day out conveniently have a knee surgery pop up 100km in the opposite direction.
Claire: Just got off the phone and I have an appointment with my surgeon tomorrow in Masterton.
Brett: Tell them you will just wait till late next year
Claire: Oh but I can't. Sorry boys
All: Doing a Claire, AGAIN
Doing a Claire by Highstandards December 18, 2022

claire in a beige cage 

A person of color who enjoys being topped by a white person.
oh yeah, she mostly dates white girls. she likes claire in a beige cage.
A clare is someone who is Extremely obnoxious and backstabbing person.
When people are around her they feel nothing but miserable. Be sure to stay far away from those that seem like a “clare”.
Reyna: ugh did u see that kaylee girl she’s such a clare.
Elliana: yeah i know right! did you know she started her weed addiction in the seventh grade!?
A clare by Misolmaoo January 29, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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