Opening a can of whoop-ass
The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.
Opening a can of whoop-ass by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009
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Open up a can of whoop-ass
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Open up a can of whoop-ass by anonymous N June 26, 2009
opening up a can of whoop ass
When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.
opening up a can of whoop ass by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016
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Opening a can of whoop ass by Nyrac July 22, 2023
a can of whoopass
A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.
1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."
2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."
2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"
a can of whoopass by Ben Graham October 12, 2005
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a can of whoopass by sarah elizabeth July 23, 2005
a can of whoopass
usaully meaning you're going to get your ass kicked aka you're going down aka you're gunna die etc...
a can of whoopass by haha No June 10, 2006
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