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opening up a can of whoop ass

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass

When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.

Merch

A year dominated by shitty memes, gay marriage, and ISIS.

Guy 1: Man, 2015 was a fucked up year. I'm sure 2016 will be better!
Guy 2: You said that last year, dipshit.

Merch