A Cader 

A person who wants you to feel sorry for them. They think the world is after them and everyone hates them. When something goes wrong they think it's the worse possibly think and think the world revolves around them and everyone should pay attention to them.

Person 1: My car broke down and it was a bitch to fix it and no one wanted to help me. They all hate me. They want me to die. They wouldn't care if I commited suicide.
Person 2: Oh don't be such a Cader!

A Cader by Kristelle November 15, 2006

National Kiss a Cadet Day 

National Kiss a Cadet Day is a day where a cadet from any US service academy is required to receive a kiss from their current or potential significant other. This day may change based upon the needs of individual cadets.

"Hey did you hear it's National Kiss a Cadet Day tomorrow?"
"Oh really? I guess I'll have to come find you tomorrow then ;)"

National Kiss a Cadet Day by BottleCapped July 14, 2021

tossing a caber 

To take a large shit.

"Be back in 13 mins... I've got to toss the hugest caber."
"Is that girl tossing a caber behind that car?"

tossing a caber by Inch October 27, 2005

pulled a caden 

Someone just said something retarded. Or did something beyond stupid.

“Oh my gosh he just pulled a caden.”

pulled a caden by Hello2637388338 November 18, 2017

A caden??? 

Plays fortnite 24/7
Sweat
Wants a boyfriend

A caden???

A caden??? by Fax lol October 30, 2019

A "cade"

some one who beats it into the carpet and doesn't clean it up

that guy is such a "cade"

A "cade" by Carpet lover 69 May 15, 2025

Cadet Menage a Trois 

A Cadet Menage a Trois is a three-way that three male cadets have when they get together and spit-roast each other.

Now and then, when Matt's friend, Jamie, drops by, we all have a Cadet Menage a Trois

Cadet Menage a Trois by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021