A Beamer 

A Beamer : an B.M.W. A Black Mexican & White American

Not A Derogatory term yet playful slang, amongst fellow friends in describing their friend or mate

Te’Te’ is A Beamer Luxurious ride wink wink, a fine ass, black and white Mexican

A Beamer by Dadonn February 19, 2025

Piece of a beamer 

1) Getting a piece of really nice ass

2)Fucking an amazing hottie

3) A nice piece of ass

Man I got a piece of a beamer last night and she was fine as wine!!

Piece of a beamer by BuzzLightyear2012 January 28, 2012

Serious as a beaver 

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.

Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"

Serious as a beaver by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013

Wetter than a beaver's hat 

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

Wetter than a beaver's hat by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014

Peter with a Beaver Face 

Peter with a Beaver Face is usually somebody that isn't very good looking and often look like Donkey from Shrek. Peter with a Beaver Face are most likely to take part in fake gangs usually Crips or Hells Angels. Peter with a Beaver Face are often spastic and rude but sometimes they also steal, do not attempt to give them any type of drug it usually doesn't end well, often results with them trying to attack you the next day from withdrawal. Overall Peter with a Beaver Face Isn't a good guy to be around at all.

Person 1 Hey it's that Peter with a Beaver Face stay away from him he might try to suck your dick for bag darts!

Person 2 Yeah fuck that kid, he better keep his distance from me or I'll beat in his ugly Peter with a Beaver Face

Peter with a Beaver Face by Peter with a Beaver Face May 24, 2019

A beaver attempt 

To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.

Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.

A beaver attempt by lenrod the 1st September 2, 2008

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine 

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010