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having a bash 

To masterbate, used in the UK. Other terms: Wank, etc.
"Did you hear about John Gris who works in Macdonalds?"

"No, what?"

"He was only caught having a bash in a Big Mac!"
having a bash by twymanator February 11, 2008

always a screech, never a bash 

someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........
cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!

drop a bashir 

To take a shit in another person's mouth.
That network news anchor just suggested we drop a bashir on Sarah Palin.
drop a bashir by StuckFox December 4, 2013

Bash A Granny Out 

For a male to engage in sexual intercourse with a female (possibly of loose moral character); and do so with such vigour that the effects are felt generationally with, perhaps, ageing effects.
(Sid) Did you see the tits on that?
(Johnny) I did; I'd bash a granny out of that one!

national bash a ranga day 

national bash a ranga day 20th of march
u bash a ginger on national bash a ranga day

bashing a Brittany

The female version of masturbation when the vaginal area is clean shaven or waxed
Came home and caught the mrs bashing a Brittany, she was goin at it so hard I thought she was mental