having a bash

To masterbate, used in the UK. Other terms: Wank, etc.

"Did you hear about John Gris who works in Macdonalds?"

"No, what?"

"He was only caught having a bash in a Big Mac!"

by twymanator February 11, 2008

Wtfsu

Wtfsu is a combined word of "Wtf" and "Shut up".

"Hey man, do you know Cops is on TV?"

"Dude, wtfsu".

by twymanator February 11, 2008