A Von

Spending a whole teacher's paycheck on something to flex

Person 1: Hey how much was that new gucci robe?
Person 2: Oh, this? Just a Von

by frankieoceans December 9, 2021

Pulling a Von Karma

The act of repeatedly banging your head against a solid wall, usually out of anger.

Guy 1: Hey i heard a bunch of loud banging noises in here, you alright?
Guy 2: Oh not much i was just Pulling a Von Karma.
Guy 1: ...Maybe you should take a break from your game.

by -msaw- September 18, 2020

It's a Von Trap!

When you think you're about to babysit one kid but find out, upon arrival , that there are five. AND....you find out you may be expected to make play clothes out of old drapes.

Me: Twenty dollars an hour to babysit?!

Friend: It's a Von Trap! They have FIVE kids!

by Ghost Turd Writer March 11, 2010

son of a von druke

An actual curse word
As defined in the Will Ferrell skit where he looses the Freemingham's baby

"I flat out lost your baby"
"You Son of a Von Druke!"
"...is that an acutal curse word?"
"i don't know"

by j to the eremy August 29, 2006

Pull a Vontae Davis

Walking out on your team and retiring during halftime and not telling your teammates after getting beat so bad by your opponent.

Aye bruh, I'm finna pull a Vontae Davis Im done.

by Durtty Birdz September 18, 2018

pulling a Vontae

Walking off the job midshift.

After pulling a Vontae, he headed for the door and never came back.

by Kraven251 September 17, 2018

Dropping a Vonnegut

Dropping a deuce; taking a shit.

Oh man that Thanksgiving dinner was awesome. Rube just dropped a vonnegut and I also need to.
I love dropping a vonnegut

by RicardoYoel November 28, 2010