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A Turner 

Getting so drunk you piss yourself through your pants and move on without a second thought.
Holy shit!! She just pissed all over the floor. That’s such A Turner
A Turner by Jtjkwmmfmfm August 16, 2024
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Pulling A Turner

Pulling a Turner, is the act or process of going through with something for a long period of time, then suddenly going against it or changing your opinion on it to a negative one.

Present tense: Pulling a Turner
Future tense: I will Pull a Turner
Past tense: I Pulled a Turner
"My girlfriend has been an ass lately, I don't want to resort to Pulling A Turner.

"Pulling A Turner is for pussies."
Pulling A Turner by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019

Drop a turner

To fart over a video or audio call.
“Dude, did you just drop a turner?”
“Nah, I just dropped my phone, I swear!”
Drop a turner by Sillyrock October 15, 2025

A Kate Turner 

A Kate Turner is when at school during sports day, someone will participate in the egg and spoon race, but during the egg and spoon race the participant will place their thumb on the egg to keep it secure on the spoon performing a Kate Turner therefore possibly winning and cheating, DO NOT perform a Kate Turner
" Today at school we had sports day, during the egg and spoon race Mark did a Kate Turner and he won!"
A Kate Turner by donkeh28 April 14, 2020

A Matt Turner 

A Matt Turner is a wild creature, most commonly found in the plaugelands in World of Warcraft, they are known for their kind nature, and mental age proportionate to a 5 year old imp. They are regualary found to be infatuated with gorgon serpents, and can easily sniff out their scent. However, it's important to note that they are not completely harmless, as they can unleash their special move called a 'Turner', this steals items from user's inventorys, which can be highly annoying.
C'mon guys! Let's go catch A Matt Turner

Aright, just let me get my gorgon serpent.
A Matt Turner by WOWN3RD4LYFF August 3, 2011

A Kenny Turner

The act of masterbating while inserting foreign objects into your anus.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I gave myself a Kenny Turner.
Guy 1: how did that work out for you.
Guy 2: It was great till I got a G.I. Joe stuck in there.

Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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