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Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.
Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.
A Turk by Dr. Apo April 15, 2008
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Strong like a Turk 

This is an old expression to design someone who's really strong like Turkish people at Ottoman time used to be.
''Damn homie you really raised 100kg? You are strong like a Turk!''

Son of a Turk 

When a friend decides to insult you, but their mom is around.
"Turk" is short for Turkey which in middle school terms is less offensive than chicken, but still has the kick
"Only 3 people at a time on the tramp? SON OF A TURK."
"That son of a turk stole the last popsicle in my freezer"
Son of a Turk by Joykiller19 February 21, 2021

turk-a-lurk 

a person at a club or other social dancing gathering who feverishly follows people he/she would like to hook up with but is often socially inept, awkward, drunk, or just plain creepy.
Jessica you better watch out, that guy over there has been watching you the whole night - he's being such a turk-a-lurk.

turk a durk ! 

To talk excessive nonsense about nothing.
The taliban guy had his mouth open, but all i heard was," blah, blah, blah, turk a durk ! Jihad!"

She got a turkey 

Philly slang used when a female has a big butt, similar to the term “wagon”
Yo you saw Bella, she got a turkey real rap!

Split a Turkey

A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.
Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*
Split a Turkey by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015
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