A Tolley

You are doing "A Tolley" when you either:
1. Do something extremely retarded
2. Say something that references an Anime that no-one has heard of nor cares about
3. Arrive back more than 2 Josh minutes later than the time you originally said
4. 10 Joshua minutes is 2 hours. A ratio of approximately 1:12

"You're back this late? Oh come on man this is the third time you've done a Tolley this week!

by ScruffLord July 23, 2016

Tolley

a very perfect person you will never meet someone as good as a Tolley

Yo Tolley go send it on your skateboard

by robloxoofer69 August 24, 2019

tolleyed

after rolling a joint containing; methamphetamine, crack cocaine, black tar heroin, PCP, cannabis, DMT,

"hawkins and tj were completely tolleyed this weekend"

by grandpa charles October 8, 2019

Tolley

A Tolley is someone who sucks dick for the bus fair home.

"Oh you're a slag, you might as well be a Tolley"

by Lightning McKillMyself January 30, 2017

Mr Tolley

the term " mr tolley" describes a large man with immense girth and incredibly large muscles.It can also be used to show an older man who has a fit wife.

example one:
"omg who is that over there pumping iron"
"its mr tolley"
example two:
"i heard he can lift 160 kg"
"yeah with his penis"

by thetolleyfamily April 27, 2009

tolley wacker

an individual who likes hitting dogs shit

Penetrating a dogs asshole and hence hitting the tolley's(turds). Otherwise walking through the park and accidently stepping on shite.

by spunkmaster 5000 January 12, 2004

Dirty Tolley

A stinky nonce you tries to date your underage family members

That's weird blad, you a Dirty Tolley or sommet?

by MrPilgrim101 April 1, 2020