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A Steve

Someone who wins at life and generally speaking is humble about it, they don't have to go around pretending they are a badass because they ARE a badass, candidly those who don't get it are the losers at life, going around pretending complaining and whispering because they can't please their girl so their girl goes off with some other guy, likely A Steve. A Steve's worst problem is humility.
Person 1: DID you hear what happened Steve got a promotion.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well, I heard his girlfriend left him and he committed suicide. Totally a Steve
Person 1: Steve is literally standing right here with us with his girlfriend.
Person 2: Well, I heard that hes actually a really bad person.
Steve: You are entitled to your opinions. Its okay if you don't like me. Maybe someday we can be friends.
Pereson 1: Now that is REALLY A Steve!
Person 2: I HATE YOU AND I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY.
Person 1: Totally NOT A Steve.
by UrbanDictionaryIsAThing March 24, 2021
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A Steve Job

Like a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given
That bitch Tracy gave me a Steve Job, taking all the credit from my girl Shaquanda
by tangent1021 December 17, 2015
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a steve jobs blowjob

When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.

What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.
Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again
by ricerose January 6, 2011
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A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
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A Steve Jobs

Occurs when several guys are gang-banging a girl at once, in multiple orifices. All at once, they pull out and cum all over her i-phone.
Me and a few bros pulled a Steve Jobs on this girl last weekend, she lost like 500,000 contacts. *high five
by Alexander Thomas Yarbrough April 16, 2008
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A Steve Jobs

This is a modified version of the Hot Carl. Except this is completed while two individuals are speaking to one another on their iPhone's using the application FaceTime. While speaking to one another, one of the two people will proceed to defecate on their iPhone. Thus, performing an electronic version of the Hot Carl
Earlier today I was talking with my girlfriend over FaceTime and gave her a Steve Jobs. She loved it!
by Pyriel66 June 24, 2011
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A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)
"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"
by BullyWeener March 19, 2017
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