Someone who wins at life and generally speaking is humble about it, they don't have to go around pretending they are a badass because they ARE a badass, candidly those who don't get it are the losers at life, going around pretending complaining and whispering because they can't please their girl so their girl goes off with some other guy, likely A Steve. A Steve's worst problem is humility.
Person 1: DID you hear what happened Steve got a promotion.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well, I heard his girlfriend left him and he committed suicide. Totally a Steve
Person 1: Steve is literally standing right here with us with his girlfriend.
Person 2: Well, I heard that hes actually a really bad person.
Steve: You are entitled to your opinions. Its okay if you don't like me. Maybe someday we can be friends.
Pereson 1: Now that is REALLY A Steve!
Person 2: I HATE YOU AND I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY.
Person 1: Totally NOT A Steve.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well, I heard his girlfriend left him and he committed suicide. Totally a Steve
Person 1: Steve is literally standing right here with us with his girlfriend.
Person 2: Well, I heard that hes actually a really bad person.
Steve: You are entitled to your opinions. Its okay if you don't like me. Maybe someday we can be friends.
Pereson 1: Now that is REALLY A Steve!
Person 2: I HATE YOU AND I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY.
Person 1: Totally NOT A Steve.
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