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Someone who wins at life and generally speaking is humble about it, they don't have to go around pretending they are a badass because they ARE a badass, candidly those who don't get it are the losers at life, going around pretending complaining and whispering because they can't please their girl so their girl goes off with some other guy, likely A Steve. A Steve's worst problem is humility.
Person 1: DID you hear what happened Steve got a promotion.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well, I heard his girlfriend left him and he committed suicide. Totally a Steve
Person 1: Steve is literally standing right here with us with his girlfriend.
Person 2: Well, I heard that hes actually a really bad person.
Steve: You are entitled to your opinions. Its okay if you don't like me. Maybe someday we can be friends.
Pereson 1: Now that is REALLY A Steve!
Person 2: I HATE YOU AND I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY.
Person 1: Totally NOT A Steve.
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A Steve Job 

Like a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given
That bitch Tracy gave me a Steve Job, taking all the credit from my girl Shaquanda
A Steve Job by tangent1021 December 17, 2015

a steve jobs blowjob 

When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.

What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.
Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again
a steve jobs blowjob by ricerose January 6, 2011

A Steve Job Pro 

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
A Steve Job Pro by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019

A Steve Jobs 

Occurs when several guys are gang-banging a girl at once, in multiple orifices. All at once, they pull out and cum all over her i-phone.
Me and a few bros pulled a Steve Jobs on this girl last weekend, she lost like 500,000 contacts. *high five

A Steve Jobs 

This is a modified version of the Hot Carl. Except this is completed while two individuals are speaking to one another on their iPhone's using the application FaceTime. While speaking to one another, one of the two people will proceed to defecate on their iPhone. Thus, performing an electronic version of the Hot Carl
Earlier today I was talking with my girlfriend over FaceTime and gave her a Steve Jobs. She loved it!
A Steve Jobs by Pyriel66 June 24, 2011

A "Steve Jobs" 

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)
"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"
A "Steve Jobs" by BullyWeener March 19, 2017
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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